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# 25.6.03 by Dan
[Are they trying to kill us?]
This makes me mad. They're driving this country off a cliff. I wanna hop in the Alfa, head down to that stupid beehive (which isn't even properly round) and bang some heads together. Or just move overseas and never come back - leave this country to those blinking meddlers that bleed us dry only to feed the sinful desires of the voters.
No decency, no respect for their fellow man, no moral foundation - these people are by no means fit to be running our country - besides, I sure as heck didn't vote for them.
Quite frankly, and as eloquently as I can manage right now, 'You 60 MPs suck'.

[Paging Alana "its my 21st soon" Banana]
Its on the link bar to your right, under 'fun:'. Or you could click here.
Or even here.